My Aim

Ok...so I'm a little upset about this post but need my friends to take my side hear about this.  She's been taking the Monster outside without me to teach her how to come when she's called (she's really not very good at it if I had to tell the truth)...in the process of taking her outside, she makes her sit at the door and wait until she gets the command to go out...well she touched her side and it was all wet.  Without hesitation she smelled her hand and yelled, "it's pee, it smells like pee!!  Did Hoke pee on her??  Did you see if Hoke peed on her?!"  He of course just stood there and said, "I don't know"...as if he would ever rat me out say a negative thing about me.  How could she actually think I'm capable of such a thing...I mean come on, does she really think that I may have possibly missed my target and peeped on MonsterFace.  Now I know some of you are saying that maybe MonsterFace WAS my target but I'm not so sure about it.  I'm thinking this is what happened...she was peeping, I came over to investigate and because she is so slow maybe she didn't hurry up fast enough and maybe, just maybe I tried to mark my territory and accidentally may have gotten too close.  BUT as I believe IF it did indeed happen, it's Monster's fault because she hogs the bathroom like girls do.

So that's my story and I'm sticking to it....and just to add the icing on the cake, MonsterFace had to have an emergency bath!!  Nannie-Nannie-boo-boo!!!!!