AWWW MAN!!!

Shane, you little monster....you are in big trouble now sister. Wait til Mom gets home and sees what  you did to my daisy garden!!  I have 4 giant daisy flowers just standing there as pretty as can be and now they look like they were chewed off by a Cairn Terrier named Shane rabbit...yep, busted them right off like she was trying to cut them for a vase or something.  Oh yeah Shane your gonna get in a whole heap of trouble.  WAIT?!  What if I tell Mom I did it so she could have fresh cut flowers in the house...do you think that would get me extra treats and loving?!  NAHHH....Shane you better start looking for a hiding place.

Correction...At dinner they were discussing the "situation" and He said to Her..."she didn't bite them...SHE DIVE BOMBED THEM!! Threw her whole body into it!!"

Not my Daisy Garden but proof that she thinks she's a rabbit!!

And the award goes to....

....ME!!!  Can you believe I got my first award ever!  My friend Whitley the Westie gave it to me and I'm gonna display it proudly on my mantle!!!  Well not really, but I am going to display it here for all of you to see.  So there are some rules so here they are...

I gotta pick 5 bloggers who have less than 200 followers...and who deserve recognition for being so much fun!!!  

I'm gonna pick these 5...it was tough cause I really do love everyone...but here it goes...

1. Stuart at Scottie Chronicles

2. Groucho at The Wonder Westie

3. Duncan at The White Dog Blog

4. Derby and Julep at Westie Julep

5. Pene at Scrap My Midlife Crisis

The rules are:

1. Thank your Liebster Blog award presenter(s) on your blog - CHECK!!

2. Link back to the blogger(s) who awarded you - CHECK!!

3. Give your top 5 picks for the award in a post with the copy of the rules - CHECK!!!

4. Inform your top 5 by leaving a comment on their blog - CHECK!!!!!

5. Post the award on your blog - CHECK!!!!!

OH THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH WHITLEY!!!

Pose

Do I look like I want to be sitting here?  She's got treats in the air as if I'm gonna fall for that trick.  She made me sit by these flowers for 100 years...says next year will be better cause I'll be able to sit in them and poke my head out. Where is Shane...Shane, get those flowers out of the ground...dig dig DIG!!!!  Take that you giant purple dog eaters!!!

Farm

I'm not a farmer but I should be.  It's that time of year...Mother's Day...also known as Garden Day.  He never puts those veggies in before Mother's Day and often will put them in on Mother's Day!



I, you see, must be present for this event.  It is me, Hoke, the snooper-visor who has to space them out and make sure they meet up to quality standards.

Tomatoes - Check!  Jalapeños - Check!  Green Peppers - Check! Mint - Check...mint?  who ordered the Mint?! Must have slipped through my watchful eye....wait, Mint is what she uses for her summer drinks....OK, Mint's allowed.  Carry on Farmer Dad!

Happy Mothers Day to you - Love Hoke and Monster

Daisy

Some of you know why I was named Hoke...for those that don't it's because her favorite movie is "Driving Miss Daisy" and I was named after the driver...Hoke.  So when they decided to get a monster to add to the family everyone thought that they would name her Daisy.  HA is what I say...he had every intention of naming her Shane.  Anyway...she had another idea tucked in the back of her crazy mind...and that was to give me my very own garden.  I know what you are thinking, not to smart because I'll probably just run through it and trample all the plants and you're probably right!!!  But i'll try and be nice to those flowers...I will really try.  So here it is....Hoke's Daisy Garden!  How do you like it?  If I stay out of the garden and don't water those plants too much, they should come back every year.  Only time will tell.  My biggest problem right now is how do I keep the MONSTER out of my garden!?!?!?

Giant

I really am not a giant but don't I look like one in this picture.  I went to the vet the other day and had to get on the fat-o-meter.  22.1 pounds!!  Doc says I'm just fine...and that I'll burn off more food now because of the monster living in my house...did I say monster?? I meant to say lovely little sister who bites my ears and my tail and has to pee right next to me at the same time.   Can you believe they thought I was going to weigh well over 25 pounds!!  Boy would I have been in big trouble if that was the case.  Have they no concept of weight??  I'm 22.1 pounds of pure muscle and fur and treats and well other things that I can't talk about right now.  Time to rest my muscle and bones...she'll be out of her crate soon.

Ten Things

Things have been changing around here and I kind of like them.  Finally I have cracked them.  Here are 10 things that have changed for me.

1. I get treats just for being me...even if they follow the words "good girl"

2. I get to go to the beach with just him cause I need quiet time

3. They don't yell when I take up the whole bed...they know I need my sleep

4. I get to go outside without the leash in the morning cause she can't focus on both of us

5. I get meatballs without the spaghetti

6. I don't have work so hard for back scratches

7. I get big treats, she gets the little ones, I get her left overs

8. I get the first smootch when she comes home from work

9. I get to nibble Shanes ears and legs and arms and neck and I don't get yelled at

AND

10. I finally get to run around and play with a dog every day!!!