Walk in the Park

Let me share with you the adventures of Washington Crossing Park in NJ...well in this case, NJ and PA.  Ya see he takes me on long walks a lot...and boy do I need them to keep the winter glooms away.

So on this walk, she went...and don't tell her but we (me and he) think SHE should have just stayed home.  She makes me nervous...worried I'd run away or that he wasn't holding on to the leash tight enough or get this...that I'll get tangled up in the brush and woods.

Doesn't she know I'm an expert at walking in the woods and me and him have walked hundreds of miles together.  Anyway...on this walk, like all the others at the park, we crossed the bridge into PA.

Only this time, because of her making me nervous, I had a break down coming back over the bridge.

 I laid my whole body right on the walkway and he damn near had to drag me across it...UNTIL she saved the day and picked me up, heart beating out my chest and all.

Anyway, wouldn't you know it, the next day, he took me for another walk and I was fine.

So I ask...do you think it was her!?  I'm thinking she should be banned from walking with the guys....like the he-man woman haters club or something!  Oh wait...that won't work, SHE BUYS MY TREATS!!!!!  Foiled again!!!