Ok so here's how it played out...
Him: can you come in here please!
Her: (seeing him bent over with his hand on his eye, thinks his contact popped out)
Him: what do you think that is?
Her: (leans over to see a pool of water, looks up at the ceiling and back at the pool)
Him: I don't know what it is.
Her: (puts a couple of fingers in the pool and then to her nose)
Her: IT'S PEEE!!!
Him: who's pee is it?.
Her: (examines the location which was clearly right up against the door jam between the rooms)
Her: it's Hoke's pee...she wouldn't be able to get her butt that close to the wall and squat!
Her: HOKE WHAT DID YOU DO...WHY WOULD YOU PEEP IN THE HOUSE!?
Him: (coming to my defense) it's not his fault, he can't find a place outside...it's all frozen.
Her: you are in big trouble Mister! You are not a cat and this house is not a weewee pad!
Him: let him be, it's not your fault Hoke! Your a good boy!!
So there you have it! Mother Nature is getting me in trouble! Thank god for him cause she was not happy! And I ask, how did she know it wasn't Monsterface? Guess I'm gonna have to think twice before thinking I can outsmart her!
8 comments:
Best advice: If it's going to be really bad outside, parents must invest in wee wee pads. Otherwise, it's not your fault!
I know it won't help to say spring is right around the corner ... sorry Hoke ... you're still one cutie-pie in my book!
Fingers in the pee yuk! Then she smelled your pee mail yuk!
She must not have read it right or she would have understood.
I feel for you Hoke, I am walking on ice and trying to sniff out a place it is not easy.
And while the last drip is coming it freezes.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
hey - you did get her to smell your pee - that deserves something :) :)
Hey, I gets it, peeing on ice are no fun.
For some reason, my BFF Finley, feels da same way bout wet grass . . .
We's just got one question... why did she stick her fingers in it? Our folks know whut it is without doing that... and hey, not your fault, they could dry off the ground outside and thaw it out if they wants ya to go outside! (But don't listen to me... I's in da meta-four-ikal dog house for pooing and peeing in da house today...)
I did the same thing and it is not even cold here. Sometimes you just gotta go!!!!!
Hoke I know it is cold and slippery outside but you will just have to go do your business outside no matter what!!!! Poor baby!!! Bless your little heart---bit outside!!!
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