I'm 8 years old but you guys wouldn't know that's cause she forgot my birthday and he only knows what she remembers to tell him! I'm 8 and they didn't even give me a pup cake or a toy! She's too busy running around and he's too busy walking in the swampy woods (without me) to even notice that I'm a whole year older!!! Of course she remembers today, a day late and a dollar short! Little does he know that I'm putting my paw down! I want a piece of his pot roast that's cooking and carrots on the side!! Gonna be a long time Til I let them live this one down!
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Hey there Hoke – we Beaglebratz came by just tue wish u a HAPPEE (b-lated) BARKDAY !!! Nope, it iz NOT good when your pawrentz fergit your barday. Hmmm – now what shood u due tue “HELP” them remember NEXT time, hmmm? The pot roast thing iz really good fer now BUTT gotta due sumthin'later in the yearmay-b? Or may-b need tue due sumthin'CLOSER tue your NEXT barkday altho pawrentz SHOOD remember that kinda stuff.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta
♫ HAPPY BELATED BIRFDAY TO YOU HOKE ♫ WE are STUNNED to think that THEY did NOT remember.. let alone give you a pupcake or a pressie. STUNNED.
We's soooo sorry, Hoke! You need SOMETHING to celebrate your birthday. It's not fair that they forgot!
You need treats and toys and no Monster to share them with!
Happy Birthday!!! How dare they forget. You are definitely entitled to the pot roast.
Happy Belated Barkday, Hoke, my friend! We are so sorry that your peeps forgot. you should milk this for a really long time. My mum once guilt tripped her brother for forgetting her birthday for years, and then remembered that he did actually call - like he said he did - but she had company over and said she had to go. Can you believe that?? So if she can milk that for a couple of years, when he didn't even forget, I think you can drag this guilt trip out for a good LONG time!
Edgar and his mum
Oh the shame of it - forgetting your birthday - so not right - I think you should demand a second helping of that pot roast!
PS - Happy Birthday Hoke
I says ya deserves extra presents and treats!
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