p.s. Santa, I thought of this all myself and I checked and it qualifies as NICE!
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Ghosts of Christmas Past
Christmas is almost here and I thought I was scott free. They put my bed behind the tree as normal, they even fluffed up the tree skirt for me to sleep on. If you recall, I like to sleep back there and pretend that I'm a wolf who sleeps in the woods...well a wolf that sleeps in the woods when I want to and gets to come in and get treats and good food and water and toys and belly rubs anytime I want.
Anyway, I figured with Christmas being right around the corner and no mention of some ridiculous outfit, I was safe from the humiliation! With all the running around and wrapping and shopping, it's almost guaranteed that I will not be forced to dress up. Then I remembered the "box of shame" that she has tucked in the spare room! In that box of shame are the Ghosts from the past...the neck tie thingys and that christmas tree hat and the reindeer antlers!!
My Christmas wish is this ladies and jelly-spoons...My wish is that I have gotten so big that all that stuff doesn't fit me! My wish is that my neck is so chunky that its just too tight. My wish is that I get to pass it down to Monster...hey wait...that's it. My gift to Monster is the Box of Shame! Monsterface, it's all yours!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
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you are SERIOUSLY way to cute.....you must admit you are adorable and the Mom should be giving you heaps of treats for all that posing
Ooo cutest of all of them :). You are welcome to join my blog with a story about your dog
We just heard on the Talking Box thingy THIS MORNING... that RE-GIFTing is MOST acceptible.. so fur SURE this counts as a NICE thingy. BRAVO fur thinking of it.
Hoke you are SO adorable that Santa will NEVER forget to come to your house!!
(you may want to dig a big hole in the yard and bury the x-mas dog props...just sayin)
Wyatt
Hoke I think your idea is brilliant I also have a box of shame and mummy dragged it out the other day and dressed me in a Santa suit so she could take "a picture to send to grandma!" Like she doesn't have loads already. Have noticed a big bag of presents under the tree with my name on it and unless it's a reindeer outfit complete with sleigh I' m hoping for toys and treats but I'll let you know how it goes!
Daisy xox
Ps do you think monster would like a Christmas pudding suit, she only squeezed me into it once and you'd die laughing haha merry christmas
Merry merry woofy Christmas Hoke!
Well firstly, what a lot of festive headgear you own! And also, what a great model you are.
Super idea there, that's right, give Monsterface the box of shame! But not for too long!
Hope you had a wonderful day!
Pippa :)
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