Sunday, October 20, 2013
Say it ain't so
Here I am on a quiet Sunday morning...watching TV and barking, I mean protecting the house! I heard her say something to him and I can't believe my fuzzy ears!!! She said, "the spare room will be off limits soon". That only means one thing.........CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!! Please say it ain't so. Has the madness begun, has she started her shopping for those scary card board boxes? Am I going to have to come face to face with that brown truck day after day after day! It's not even Halloween-ie yet! Have we just skipped over the fall and right into decorations and that impostor dog she insists looks so cute!? Aw man, I'm going to have to do something about this...Monster and I may have to band together. She's not afraid of the boxes and well I can hide her computer charger. Someone's got to slow here down...someone, anyone? Help us!!!
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Well, cats like boxes. I'll help conquer your boxes!
QUINN
HOKE.... this is MADNESS fur SURE... We think that it is WAY too soon to think of Christmas.. and that Santa Paws guy who always wants to Cramp our Style with BE GOOD or ELSE. MADNESS we say. Sorry Buddy... hope it isn't contagious.
Oh Hoke - already???? She is do unprepared that the Xmas shipping starts on 22nd December!!!
HI dear friend,
Good to see you buddy!! It has been along time!!! Christmas???? It is not that time yet right??
Agreed, this is madness. The 5 of us here at Rocco's House have devised a plan, and we want to share it with you. We think you should steal her socks. Maybe even go drastic and steal her shoes too, but I'm thinking socks will be sufficient. Without warm tootsies, she won't want to go Christmas shopping. She'll be forced to stay inside forever. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hoke,
Oh no! Not now! They've even got you all festivitised up for it all! Maybe you will have to bond with Monsterface and fight this Xmas stuff back to the 25th of December - where it belongs!
Pippa :)
You want my help, well first stop sleeping on the job and take the Christmas Tree Hat off your head. Why ANTAGONIZE her by decorating yourself.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
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