1. Only roosters get up at the same time every morning and cock-a-doodle-doo's. Monster gets up at the same time every morning letting our her crows!!
2. She eats nuts!! I'm not talking about peanuts or nuts out of a jar. I'm talking about hickory nuts that fall from the tree. You know who else eats nuts? Squirrels!!
3. She can pick up a spiny chestnut hull, with her mouth!! You know who else can do that? Ummm, no one we know!
4. She sits on the back of the couch. Not on one of the 3 beds they have out for her...but right on top of the back of the couch. What animal does that sound like to you....A CAT!!!
5. Monster likes cheese...chunks of it, grated on her food, just plain out of the pack....sounds like a mouse to me!
So here is what I have:
Rooster, Squirrel, Freak, Cat, Mouse.....NONE SPELL D-O-G!!
She's a flying crazy squirrelly mousy cat!!!


5 comments:
LOL LOL!!! Your Mom is just Mom and she loves you I am sure!!
Oh Hoke be nice.......MF is still a baby! I bet you get up on the back of the couch when no one is looking!
Pick up a CHESTNUT in his mouth??? SERIOUSLY???? THAT is like biting a CACTUS.
Who says dogs don't eat cheese???? Mommy's family dog (years ago, of course--Mommy's old) loved cheese. Lots of dogs do!!!
And so MF is on the back of the couch sometimes. Bet you never have been. She's adventurous!
Some dogs like peanuts (okay, that's stretching it a bit).
But chestnut hulls and rooster crows??
Alien alert!
QUINN
Woah, Monsterface is really very special I think! Now Hoke, she's only little, don't put 2 and 2 together to make 5!
Good to see you,
Have a great weekend,
Pippa :)
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