Thursday, January 17, 2013

Disaster

Well hello there Ladies and Jelly-spoons...let me start this post off by saying that she's taking me back to my REAL groomer this weekend!!!  OK now for the juicy details of the disaster.  So when Monsterface got her first haircut all we heard was that she was going to learn how to cut our furs cause she didn't like the cut the little monster got...little did I know that I was included in her non-sense...I mean afterall, she loves the haircuts that I get.

So here are the details of the disasters so far...
1. I have a dent in my back fur...she pushed to0 hard in a couple of spots and well I have a few "speed bumps" we will call them
2. My ears are lopsided
3. I have longer hair on one side of my face (the fact that I wouldn't cooperate has nothing to do with it)
4. She's afraid to cut my nails so right now I could get into a cat fight and probably win
5. My kilt is well, shall we say, a little all over the place
6. We are pretty sure that Monster got her ear clipped...there seems to have a little notch in it now.
7. Monsters feet hairs are so long that you can't even see her toes!!

Someone has got to stop her...while I believe I may be safe, I fear that Monster is going to continue to be her science project!!!

10 comments:

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH MY.... THIS is NOT a good thingy.. Clippers and NAILS and such... are not subjects that we care fur very much.

Wyatt said...

Some things are best left to the pros..ha ha. Try going Au-naturale, it works for us! (at least for a few months in the winter :D )

Wyatt and Stanzie

Amanda said...

I'm continuing to hone my hand at grooming my westie as well. After making Bosley look like he had mange a couple of times, I think I'm getting a lot better. Its really hard trying to sculpt a squirming target, so don't feel bad!

-Erik, Amanda, and Bosley
manwomanwestie.blogspot.com

Sweet William The Scot said...

You got speed bumps down your back, Bawhahahaa! Whoever hear of putting them there. Sound to me like you are not managing her very well.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Scooter said...

OH NO!! Speedbumps?? That sounds horrible!!
Yah I would say get to your groomer like ASAP!!

wags
Jazzi and addi

lyon de clarasvals said...

As grandma says "there's only one week between a bad haircut and a good one" Hoke will look perfect soon. The Two only get home haircuts. It would help if I broke down and bought a grooming table so they couldn't twist around so much.

Groucho said...

Oh Hoke, Hoke, Hoke, this is very bad news - She started trying to cut my fur and well, it sounds as if your experience was on a par with mine. There are some things that they really should just leave well enough alone isnt' there???? Mind you, you still look very handsome so it's not all bad. And by the way yes, you are more than welcome to join me in my interior design career. I'm thinking up names for the business right now - I'll keep you posted!

Woof

Groucho

Asta said...

Hoke
Mommi is nevew satisfied wif what the gwoomew does and has to do "adjustments" when I get home, but it still beats the dweadful things that happen when she twies to do it all hewself..good luck sweet fwiend
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Anonymous said...

Ladies and Jelly-spoons. What a hoot!

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

Our Mom says - It's only hair - it will grow back. She keeps experimenting on us - sometimes we look good, sometimes we don't. But she thinks that's better than paying a groomer to make a big ole mistake. Tell your Mom to keep trying!!

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Celti and Ivy