Rough Night

Hi everyone...it's me Shane.  I'm not a monsterface today cause I just don't feel so good.  Last night I woke her up cause I was scratching around in my crate...I had bad poops and the throw-ups.  She had to clean out my house twice and throw away 2 beds.  After that she had to take me to the Doggy Hospital to get me checked out.  They gave me liquids under my skin that made me look like a giant stuffed animal and something so I would stop throwing up.

Not sure what I got into but whatever it was, it did not like me at all.  Ya know how when they go to the hospital they get ice cream and stuff...well now I get chicken...chicken for breakfast and dinner and few snacks in between cause I have to eat tiny meals.

They made a big fuss about me too as the doctors, saying how cute I was and oh how they wanted to kiss me but I said "stand back...I have throw up face and you don't want to get too close".  Truth be told, I really needed a tic-tac.

So now I'm resting and they are waiting for me to poop, I just don't think I have enough food in my belly yet but I'm gonna go out right now and see what happens.

OH and for those of you who think Hoke doesn't really love me.  I think he does...he's been hanging close to me and leaving me alone really...wait, I wonder if he thinks I need a tic-tac too!?