Today I will give you all my recipe for a nice burger dinner...
#1: While they are making burgers for them, ask them to please make a burger for you, a small one but a burger still the same.
#2: After they are done, have him cut up that little burger into bite size morsels
#3: Sit patiently at the corner of the table and don't make a sound, just look in his direction and lick your lips
#4: If the meal seems a little dry...why not insist on a little juice from the pork 'n beans bowl
#5: Mixing is key to this recipe...mix it up good so that every bit of kibble gets a little bit on it. It's ok for them to use their hands, but insist that they wash them first
#6 Wait by your bowl until given the go-ahead to enjoy
#7: DIG IN but gently as to not knock any of that burger onto the floor!!!!!
#8: Wipe your face on blanket they put out for you...it's not like there is anything there to wipe off but give it a whirl...it's fun!!
#9: One more smashy face...just in case
Wah-lah!! There you have it. Now just sit on the couch and relax that full belly!
After all...don't we deserve the very best?
9 comments:
Hey Hoke! We do smashy face just like that too!!! Love all of those instructions and we will follow them the next time we get some special treats! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
Whoa! THAT looks like a good -- SNACK! Tee Hee! I do love me some smashy face.
Aroo, Stuart
Can I have a bowl please, could you put an egg on top also. I don't do the smachy face! I just walk along side of my peep and wipe my face on her pants legs.
Sweet William The Scot
YOU got it Hoke!! You are so patient to wait like that, I just dig in!!
wags
jazzi and addy
I love it when I have a reason to do the smashy face!!! I am gonna try to get a burger tonight ... with some bean sauce!!!
Hey Hoke, that is so cool. I love the standing by edge of table with the intense star. I do that - a lot - but I don't end up with such tasty treats. I'm going to need to follow your tips a little more closely!
Groucho
Hoke you had a very good dinner there!!! You have it real good!!!!!
xx, Zoie & Fern
Yum Yum! And sofas do make the best napkins :D
Wyatt
Nice shaare
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