FIRE FIRE

Ok...now this is just not fair.  They get the fire place and I get yelled at for barking at it each and everytime they turn it on and off.  At first I didn't know what the whhooossshh sound was but then i figured out that it was this firey box on the wall.  Seems that they only turn it on when it's cold out but it's my job to attack that fireplace and let it know who's boss.  I think they put that iron Scottie there to protect them from it but I give that little guy a nose butt, letting him know I'll handle it.   It took me a little while, but I've learned the very sound that remote makes when they pick it up from the table and I can hear it from anywhere in the house.  I jump at that fireplace and I stand right on the hearth and I bark and I warn that fire to stay back!!  Now, they have been trying to train me not to bark...and I'm really trying to be good, I really am but it's my job as the dog of the house to fight that fire breathing dragon.