1. I get treats just for being me...even if they follow the words "good girl"
2. I get to go to the beach with just him cause I need quiet time
3. They don't yell when I take up the whole bed...they know I need my sleep
4. I get to go outside without the leash in the morning cause she can't focus on both of us
5. I get meatballs without the spaghetti
6. I don't have work so hard for back scratches
7. I get big treats, she gets the little ones, I get her left overs
8. I get the first smootch when she comes home from work
9. I get to nibble Shanes ears and legs and arms and neck and I don't get yelled at
10. I finally get to run around and play with a dog every day!!!