I've missed you all

Hi everyone!!!  I'm sorry I have been away for a little while and have really been lacking at my blogging duties.  Ya see, I've been cleaning up the yard with him and helping her cook dinners and this weekend they took me to the beach where I had to meet new people and dogs in the neighborhood.  Now I couldn't actually get down to meet those dogs because I like to always be the boss and they never know which dogs I will like and which I won't but I made sure to give them a good sniff from the deck.  They were very surprised that I kept my barking to a minimum but I knew I had it in me.  Anyway, I hope you all had a great long weekend and know that I'm back!!!

Naked

She stripped me of all my fluffy fur...she took it all from me and now I feel a little thinner and I think I can feel a draft!!!!  She filled up a whole poopy bag with all that fuzz...she was gentle and took it easy like you told her too but wait til you hear where she did it.  She stripped me of my hairs right in public with people walking up and down the street...where they could see me!!  I tried to cover up but she kept pulling me back.  I'll never be able to show my face in this town again.

p.s. it wasn't that bad...I have no bald spots and I actually think I look a little whiter!!

Package

Well she really pulled a fast one of me this time.  Remember I told you that she was thinking of trying this whole "stripping" thing on me...to make me waterproof like a duck and help grow in the coarse coat that I'm suppose to have!?  Well she had the "comb" sent to her work so I wouldn't know she actually went through with the purchase.  I saw that package sticking out of her bag when she got home and I have to say  it looks kinda scary.  Now from what I gather, my friends at Rocky Creek Scottie say I have nothing to worry about...but I don't know, I'm a little nervous she'll make a bald spot on me or something.  I'll make her post some pictures of all the hairs she gets out of me.  Cross your paws!!

Sticky

Ok...so I don't know about you guys, but I find the need to run through the bushes and rub up against the trees and get into the day lillys that are on there way up.  When they can't find me in the yard, it's because I'm hiding in the bushes.  Well today is like any other day...I was weaving in and out of those trees and rolling all over the place.  They came home from dinner and she went to give me a big hug and she got a nice hand full of sticky stuff...all over my back and in my ears and on my face.  You'd think I had cooties!! She started ecking and oohing and making a big stink over nothing...it's just a little sap!!  What's a boy to do, I can't sit and have tea all day...I have exploring to do!!

p.s. these are not recent pictures but I wanted you to see how I make a hiding place out of the shrubs!!

Noises

Boy do I burp like a drunken sailor in a bar.  I don't know why but it's something I have been doing since I was a tiny little thing.  She never realized dogs could burp and when I let one out she just giggles and calls me a piggy!  Do you guys let out little burps and noises after you eat or drink?!

How do I look?

Who ever called the spa for me, I thank you.  I can see, I smell good and my nails are cut just the way they should be.  They brushed my teeth and combed my hair and I heard whispers that she is going to try and grow my skirt to the ground like one of them show doggies!!

Anyway, here's my before and after...I have to nap now...going to the spa is exhausting.

Before

After

Furry

Oskar said it right when he said that they are slacking in their duties of tending to me.  They don't scratch my back enough or give me enough table scraps either!!!  But the other big problem I have right now is that I can not see out of my eyeballs.  I have so much hair on my face that I don't know if I'm coming or going.  Will someone please come and save me or at least call the spa to get my hairs cut?!